Oh no! He did not just say that!!

Ugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh.....oh no...no no no no no....I just got back from taking the kids for their annual check-ups. They're both growing like weeds and will be a lot taller than me..lol. They get that from my dad and brother. So we're sitting there and...ugghhhhhh....I don't know if I even want to replay it in my head again....anyway, when Cassie's exam was about over he brought up periods. Well I quickly pointed out that we haven't had that discussion yet so he wouldn't say anything else and I could do it at my earliest (or not! LOL) convenience. He pointed out that I should soon because he thinks her "time" may not be too far off. He couldn't just let it go...nnnnooooooo....he looked at Cassie and said something to the effect of "When little girls get older their bodies change and they start to have a period (OMG!) and your mom will talk to you about all of that soon". OH NO! He did not just say that!!!! Thanks for nothin doc! You dingbat! Don't you know when you plant something in a kids head like that they're gonna bug the crap out of me until I explain it?! I was hoping for a little more time here! You are so coming off my Christmas card list..LOL! I did order a book on half.com a few months ago about how to have "the discussion" so my intentions are good I just didn't think it was necessary quite yet! I was just telling my friend Jodi while I was in Chicago that I bought the book and needed to read it. She & I were browsing at the American Girl store when I found a book for girls about their bodies but I didn't get it because I didn't think it was needed yet! Thanks a lot doc! Ever since we left your office I've been asked questions like "So when you grow hair in places which parts do you shave and which parts do you not?" OMG!!! Thanks so much for turning my nice pleasant uneventful day in to a super freaked out eventful one! Like the whole bra incident wasn't enough for one year.....Oh my head......I don't think I'm gonna be able to stitch for a while...I guess I need to read that book....ugggghhhhhhhhhhh. I do love their doctor though...he's been our pediatrician since Cassie was born. I just don't like him a whole lot today...LOL! And just to top the visit off Joshua was due for his second dose of that Hep. A vaccine. I always try to take them out to pick out a little something special after they have shots. I don't really know if I'm doing it for them or to make me feel better...lol. He had been saving his money up for a new Webkinz and was just about $2 short so I gave him the rest and took him to pick one out afterwards. He cried all the way to the shop but he somehow miraculously recovered after he saw the display filled with new Webkinz. I think he was milking it a bit, whatcha think? LOL :). I've got to run...Mike gets off work in a half hour and he's taking us out to dinner. I'm too distraught to cook....hehehehe.